"KENDRICK IS A CHIPMONK"

So I actually missed tonight's game. Yeah, I know I'm a loser, and you'll probably think I'm an even bigger loser when I tell you WHY I missed the game.

I embraced my inner band geek today. In LA, at the Rose Bowl, DCI World Championships were held. If you don't know what DCI is, it's Drum Corps International, which is basically the professional version of marching band, only MUCH MUCH better. Whatever you're thinking about your high school's marching band, multiply it by a billion. These guys are world-class athletes. Check out youtube.com and search Cavaliers 2002 Frameworks, if you need the best example ever.

Anyway, so I missed the game. I actually received play-by-play from my friends and mom, so I just missed the visual representation of the TV. So I decided to have a guest writer today. Now be patient with this one. It's written by a transfer student. The English, not so good. But the baseball, good. I left it in its original form. I had to, way too entertaining.



Yestareday Gary Matthews Junior was switched from normal center field to now play at DH hitter. This because of a colision at first base what hit his knee. Now he say he don't want to get hurt "I just don't feel like a complete player." This ok though what with Reggie Wilits playing normal center field now. Reggie is great ok? Dont even try to say hes not great!

But more imporatnt today is Micer Istouris. He hit a homer today, and hit a homer yesterday. That wins the game today, to give Angles the lead in the eight inning. There is good reason for Micer to stay in the game the whole time. Even after Howie Kendrick is back, Micer is good to stay. He hits, he catches better than Kendrik. Everyone always want Angels to make the big trade for somone.e I think this is wrong. I think we should not do that. I think we should keep most people and trade Howie. Howie looks likes a chipmonk and that make my daughter cry.

Also, I like John Lackey. I like how he keep fighting and fighting in the game so long. This way when th Angels finally start wining he gets the win tonight. This make John Lckey get the win tonight. So he has 15 of them. What ties with Josh Beckettwhos with the Red Sox. He might win the Cy Young. Which will be cool.

In Other News:

All the other taems in the divisions are close to eachtoher. American Central have the Indians on the lead. But the tigers are just right behind. And minnesota Twins are close enough to bother. Or to mess up things. Same in National East with mets only 2 and a half games above Atlanta. In NAtional west, the dodgers and padrres both can be trouble for d-backs. The last 40 orso games will be very fun to watch!The End!


*disclaimer: This was written by a guest writer. He is not actually a moron, but plays one on TV.